I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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