you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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