that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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