I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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