Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Congratulations! We have a period
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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