i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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