I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
