you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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