More tranny stories later!
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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