She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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