I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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