I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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