Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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