2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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