Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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