so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I think a kid would responsible me up
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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