3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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