At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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