You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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