OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
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