Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
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