i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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