and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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