Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
I need to align my fucking chakras
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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