just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
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