did you get engaged???
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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