What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
ttyl tear gas
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
Randomize
