I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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