the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
This is classic penis vs brain.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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