Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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