Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize