The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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