i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
and i looked up. we had an audience...
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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