margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
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