when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
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