is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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