I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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