Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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