so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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