im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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