Just mADE A PArabola og urine
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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