ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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