Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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