Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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