New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
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