Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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