Taylor Swift is so right about you.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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