But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
You dont lie about slip and slides
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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