this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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