I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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