i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I just googled if crying burns calories
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
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