so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
We had sex on a dog bed..
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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