To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Vodka?
Forever.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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