dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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