If i come over, it means nothing
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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