I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Boobs are out for the taking
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Randomize
